Last updated: October 21, 2026

Terms of use

What this site is

unofficialdictionary.com presents The Unofficial Dictionary book series by Seymour Meaning. The site is published by LAVASTRO, vl. Damir Bogadi (see the imprint). We don't sell anything on this site.

Buying the books

All books are sold and shipped by Amazon. Your purchase is a contract with Amazon under Amazon's terms, including delivery, returns and Kindle gifting. Prices on this site are for information only. They may differ from Amazon's current price, which is the one that applies.

Content and copyright

All texts, quotes, translations, illustrations and cover designs on this site are © Seymour Meaning and LAVASTRO, vl. Damir Bogadi. You're welcome to share a quote with a link back to this site, or to share the quote of the day images as they are. Please don't republish the books' content in bulk, sell it or use it to train machine-learning models.

No warranty

The books and this site are humor. The translations are not real advice on parenting, marriage, careers or thermostats. We take care to keep the site accurate and available but can't guarantee it.

Liability

We're liable without limitation for intent and gross negligence, and as required by mandatory law. For anything else, to the extent the law allows, we're not liable for damages arising from use of this site. We're not responsible for the content of sites we link to, including Amazon.

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Law

These terms are governed by Croatian law. If you're a consumer, the mandatory consumer protection rules of the country where you live still apply. We may update these terms. The date at the top shows the latest version.