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Gift guides (noun, plural)

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Eight books, one for each person who says things. Here is which one fits when.

Holidays coming up

Christmas · December 25 Funny Christmas gift books for the whole family Cover of I'm Just Resting My Eyes. 500 Things Your Dad Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Because I Said So. 500 Things Your Mom Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Have You Eaten? 500 Things Your Grandma Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Did I Ever Tell You About… 500 Things Your Grandpa Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Secret Santa or white elephant · December 25 Secret Santa and white elephant gifts for coworkers Cover of Let's Circle Back. 500 Things Your Boss Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Stocking stuffer · December 25 Stocking stuffers for adults Cover of I'm Just Resting My Eyes. 500 Things Your Dad Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Because I Said So. 500 Things Your Mom Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Have You Eaten? 500 Things Your Grandma Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Did I Ever Tell You About… 500 Things Your Grandpa Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Valentine's Day · February 14 Funny Valentine's Day gifts Cover of Do Whatever You Want. 500 Things Your Wife Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of I Was Listening. 500 Things Your Husband Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Teacher Appreciation or end of year · May 3 Teacher appreciation and end-of-year gifts Cover of I'll Wait. 500 Things Your Teacher Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Mother's Day · May 9 Funny Mother's Day gifts for Mom Cover of Because I Said So. 500 Things Your Mom Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Have You Eaten? 500 Things Your Grandma Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Father's Day · June 20 Funny Father's Day gifts for Dad Cover of I'm Just Resting My Eyes. 500 Things Your Dad Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of Did I Ever Tell You About… 500 Things Your Grandpa Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning

Any time of year

Birthday or just because Funny gifts for Dad (birthday, or any time) Cover of I'm Just Resting My Eyes. 500 Things Your Dad Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Birthday or just because Funny gifts for Mom Cover of Because I Said So. 500 Things Your Mom Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Birthday or just because Funny gifts for Grandma who has everything Cover of Have You Eaten? 500 Things Your Grandma Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Birthday or just because Funny gifts for Grandpa Cover of Did I Ever Tell You About… 500 Things Your Grandpa Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Boss's Day, birthday or holidays Funny gifts for your boss Cover of Let's Circle Back. 500 Things Your Boss Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Anniversary Funny anniversary gifts for him and her Cover of Do Whatever You Want. 500 Things Your Wife Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning Cover of I Was Listening. 500 Things Your Husband Said — Decoded at Last, by Seymour Meaning