Let's Circle Back.
Coming October 25. Paperback and Kindle.
Buying a gift for your boss is a delicate operation. Too personal is strange. Too generic looks like you grabbed it at the gas station on the way in, which, to be fair, is where the last one came from. It needs to be funny but safe, thoughtful but not suspicious.
Let’s Circle Back. is a dictionary of the 500 things bosses say, with translations. “Let’s put a pin in it.” Translation: the pin is permanent, the idea is dead. “I’m at capacity.” Translation: no, but said professionally. “It’s on the roadmap.” Translation: it will never happen. The book covers meetings, email, deadlines, performance reviews, reorgs and the fridge. It’s on everyone’s side, including the boss’s. The last chapter is about the good ones.
It’s a good gift for Boss’s Day, a boss’s birthday, a farewell or the holiday party. It works as a gift from one person or the whole team. The fill-in pages at the back are a chance for the team to record the boss’s own sayings, which may be the most honest feedback they’ve ever had.
It’s fully illustrated and printed in full color. If the boss reads it in a meeting, that’s a win for everyone.
Coming October 25. Paperback and Kindle.
Let's circle back.
TRANSLATION: Nobody will ever bring this up again.
Let's put a pin in it.
TRANSLATION: The pin is permanent. The idea is dead.
I'm at capacity.
TRANSLATION: No. Professionally.
Urgent!
TRANSLATION: It is not urgent. It is Friday at 4:55 p.m.
It's on the roadmap.
TRANSLATION: It will never happen.
It's 90 percent done.
TRANSLATION: The last 10 percent will take three months.
Yes. It's funny about office life in general: meetings, email, jargon, the fridge. It doesn't make fun of any one person, and the last chapter is about the good bosses.
Yes. A team can sign the fill-in pages at the back with the boss's own catchphrases, which makes it a one-of-a-kind gift.
National Boss's Day is October 16 in the US (observed on the nearest workday). The book also works for a birthday, a farewell or the holiday party.